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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Dead bird found with packet of Beechams cold comfort powders

Well I'm certain that this news will be reported in an unsensational, sober and mature fashion by all our great media outlets.

Bird flu confirmed in dead swan


So, with that in mind let me be the first to say;

"We're all about to die!!!"

Enjoy the rest of your (short) life.